Thursday, May 30, 2013

Bolos de bolas!

If you hear a Portuguese person saying "Bolas!", it generally means "Shit!"

If you hear someone saying "Bolos!", it might mean that you are at a party and multiple cakes have arrived.

If you hear someone saying "Bolos de bolas!", then they are practicing a creative use of alliteration (literally: "Cakes of shit!")

I have yet to hear this, but am doing my part to make it the most popular curse around!

Thursday, May 23, 2013

Associação de Palavras


Poetry Post on Facebook
by "Associação de Palavras"
written by Eugénio de Andrade

Entre os teus lábios
é que a loucura acode
desce à garganta,
invade a água.

No teu peito
é que o pólen do fogo
se junta à nascente,
alastra na sombra.

Nos teus flancos
é que a fonte começa
a ser rio de abelhas,
rumor de tigre.

Da cintura aos joelhos
é que a areia queima,
o sol é secreto, cego o silêncio.

Deita-te comigo.
Ilumina meus vidros.
Entre lábios e lábios
toda a música é minha.

Eugénio de Andrade

(Translation)
Between your lips is that madness acode descends to the neck, breaks into the water.

On your chest is that pollen from the fire joins the nascent, growing in the shade.

In your flanks is that the source begins to be bee River, Tiger rumor.

From the waist to the knees is the sand, the Sun is burning secret, blind silence.

Pour yourself with me.
Illuminates my glasses.
Between the lips and lips all the music is mine.

Eugénio de Andrade (Translated by Bing)

Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Alimentação e culinária

Food is not just a matter of "comidas" in Portugal.

It is a series of memories.  A simple rhythm of meals to give structure to the days.

Cheese and bread. For breakfasts, keep it simple.  Milk from a cow just down the road.

Taste gets slightly more complex.  No funny sauces, just simple pan drippings evolving into a thin gravy.

Leftovers get combined into fried goodies.

Here are some Pasteis de Bacalhau to get you started.


I love that in this picture, there is a glass of white wine and a dipping sauce.  Like something you'd see in a restaurant.  I've only ever seen them next to my mother's stove, landing on a paper towel.  Few survivors would make it to the table or even the fridge.  

No dipping sauce ever required.

Friday, May 17, 2013

Querida Prima Grazienha/ Dear Cousin Grace

I want to warn you, The Azores you are about to discover are not found in the tour guide books. Nor are they the Ilhas Encantadas that we have always heard about from our Maes who have muito saudades for their youth.

They will be their own beautiful thing to you, and they are their own language that defies translation.

Let them rest with you, see as much as you possibly can, Tio Mane will make sure of this. Let him show you HIS Sao Miguel.

You will land in the most cosmopolitan city, Ponta Delgada, and the civilization will get sparser from there on in. They have a few American chains, a mall like structure with a cruiseship theme. Eat, eat, eat. As much fresh seafood as you can bear. THIS is what the memories ache for.

Mida's husband was/is a teacher, so please allow him to teach you. I've learned multitudes from him, even though his English is terrible and my Portuguese is worse. Maybe, like me, you will get used to speaking in native tongues and figure out how meaningless the words actually are.

He spent a day with me, driving up into the mountains, pulling over to collect pumice on the side of the road. He kept pulling over to show me vistas, belvederes, as the British would call their butlers. Places designed to lay these mountains at your feet. You will tire of the gloomy splendor and the overcast skies above the lush greens.

Hydrangeas line the fields, cheaper and easier to mend than fences. Cows are the only other bits of variety in the landscape. The best are the traffic jams, when the shepherds/cowherds use the roads. Cows, especially a multitude, are even larger than you think.

The twin lakes of different hues are the most famous landmark. But look for the haunted and empty hotel placed at the best vantage point for tourists. It was filled finished and furnished, ready to open, when the political powers decided not to allow a final permit (or something). You can see how every window is broken, and the curtains flutter in the breeze.

Tia Mida is a sweet old Portuguese lady now. A tiny apartment, with a lovely view of the city. Her stairwell has a very distinct tang of mildew which has not changed since I first visited. Nor have I in my life encountered the same smell anywhere.

She raised 3 kids in that apartment. Plus a tortaruga in the bathtub for many years, until it escaped by leaping off the roof and driving off with the hooligans who were foolish enough to worship turtles falling from the sky.

Tia Maria Jose lives just outside the city, and the rest home she is in is quiet. Most of the time, she is under the impression that the nurses steal her clothes.

On the far side of the island, almost a day's journey is the Grand Garden. It is called something else, named after an American who loved formal gardens. It has an Orange Pool. Very healthy and deliciously warm. SWIM there!!!

At the end of the tour, if you are lucky, is Tio Mane's dream house. He bought it several trips ago and is building on he land by himself. The house is decent enough, even a second floor with an incredible view. Mida does not seem to be in any rush to move in. Except to use it for storage. It does seem like a man's workshop.

Thursday, May 16, 2013

Querida Prima Grazienha/ Dear Cousin Grace

I want to warn you, The Azores you are about to discover are not found in the tour guide books. Nor are they the Ilhas Encantadas that we have always heard about from our Maes who have muito saudades for their youth.

They will be their own beautiful thing to you, and they are their own language that defies translation.

Let them rest with you, see as much as you possibly can, Tio Mane will make sure of this. Let him show you HIS Sao Miguel.

You will land in the most cosmopolitan city, Ponta Delgada, and the civilization will get sparser from there on in. They have a few American chains, a mall like structure with a cruiseship theme. Eat, eat, eat. As much fresh seafood as you can bear. THIS is what the memories ache for.

Mida's husband was/is a teacher, so please allow him to teach you. I've learned multitudes from him, even though his English is terrible and my Portuguese is worse. Maybe, like me, you will get used to speaking in native tongues and figure out how meaningless the words actually are.

He spent a day with me, driving up into the mountains, pulling over to collect pumice on the side of the road. He kept pulling over to show me vistas, belvederes, as the British would call their butlers. Places designed to lay these mountains at your feet. You will tire of the gloomy splendor and the overcast skies above the lush greens.

Hydrangeas line the fields, cheaper and easier to mend than fences. Cows are the only other bits of variety in the landscape. The best are the traffic jams, when the shepherds/cowherds use the roads. Cows, especially a multitude, are even larger than you think.

The twin lakes of different hues are the most famous landmark. But look for the haunted and empty hotel placed at the best vantage point for tourists. It was filled finished and furnished, ready to open, when the political powers decided not to allow a final permit (or something). You can see how every window is broken, and the curtains flutter in the breeze.

Tia Mida is a sweet old Portuguese lady now. A tiny apartment, with a lovely view of the city. Her stairwell has a very distinct tang of mildew which has not changed since I first visited. Nor have I in my life encountered the same smell anywhere.

She raised 3 kids in that apartment. Plus a tortaruga in the bathtub for many years, until it escaped by leaping off the roof and driving off with the hooligans who were foolish enough to worship turtles falling from the sky.

Tia Maria Jose lives just outside the city, and the rest home she is in is quiet. Most of the time, she is under the impression that the nurses steal her clothes.

On the far side of the island, almost a day's journey is the Grand Garden. It is called something else, named after an American who loved formal gardens. It has an Orange Pool. Very healthy and deliciously warm. SWIM there!!!

At the end of the tour, if you are lucky, is Tio Mane's dream house. He bought it several trips ago and is building on he land by himself. The house is decent enough, even a second floor with an incredible view. Mida does not seem to be in any rush to move in. Except to use it for storage. It does seem like a man's workshop.

Sunday, May 12, 2013

Mom's Mother's Day Email to Me

Her original poetry:


Hoje fui ver o meu jardim e fiquei encantada com o que encontrei: a g;icinia que plantei o ano passado na frente da casa pegou bem; quero ver se em poucos anos tenho uma trepadeira perto do posto electrico cheia de flores  lindas ( e preciso cuidado e nao deixar ficar muito alta); tirei fotos as flores da macieira que espero seja uma crab apple tree; a blueberry bush esta carregadinha de flores assim como a groselha;  o quintal atraz da casa esta cheio de violetas em flor e que cheirinho ao abrir a porta da cellar!! e encontrei 2 trevos de 4 folhas, os primeiros deste ano; ja tenho a minha prenda para o dia da mae
Beijinhos



And the Google Translation:

Today I went to see my garden and was blown away by what I found: ag; icinia I planted last year in front of the house caught well, I want to see if in a few years have a vine near the electric post full of beautiful flowers (and need careful and let not get too high); took pictures of the flowers apple tree hope it's a crab apple tree, a blueberry bush this carregadinha flowers as well as blackcurrant; atraz the backyard of the house is full of violets in bloom and smell when opening the door of the cellar! and found two four leaf clovers, early this year, I already have my gift for mother's day
kisses